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confessionsofayoungsexworker:

This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.

confessionsofayoungsexworker:

This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.

mer-se:

Red River Hog (Potamochoerus porcus) piglets running, native to Africa by zssd minden pictures

  #pigs    #yes good    #animals  

deadsmondmiles:

this is my list of favourite ezio tags

  • italian sexpanther
  • ravioli ravioli you killed my familyoli
  • italiano biscotti
  • pasta primavera
  • molto bene on my pene
  • ey lasagna boy
  • muy bene pasta pasta
  • spicy risotto
  • hot chicken alfredo
  #yes    #ac2  
irl-spain:

samanthabarxx:

how do you giggle in french

honhonhon oui oui baguette

irl-spain:

samanthabarxx:

how do you giggle in french

honhonhon oui oui baguette

unretrieved:

and then satan said “here, have feelings”

toastydoodles:

How to fix all problems in Five Nights at Freddy’s. Either that or, y’know, quitting after the first night!

(No, Pirate Cove guy, you don’t get anything. >:C)

  #fantastic    #fnaf    #fanart  

narcotic:

I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.

jamesdeenhateclub:

tura satana appreciation post. here’s what u need to know:

  • born in 1938 and died in 2011
  • her parents were a silent movie actor and a circus performer
  • she was gang-raped by five men when she was ten. they were never prosecuted and it was rumoured that the judge was paid off.
  • this prompted her to train in various martial arts (such as aikido and karate)
  • over the next 15 years, she hunted down each of her rapists and exacted revenge against them. they never even knew who she was until she told them
  • at the same time, she formed an all-woman gang called “the angeles”
  • "we had leather motorcycle jackets, jeans and boots and we kicked butt."
  • moved to los angeles when she was 15 and supported herself
  • dated elvis presley and turned down a marriage proposal from him
  • her most famous film role was in 1965, as varla, a “very aggressive and sexual female character”, in faster, pussycat! kill! kill! (a film that was “an ode to female violence”)
  • tura was responsible for her own costume, makeup, use of martial arts, and much of her dialouge. she also performed all her own stunts and fight scenes
  • was known for not taking shit from anyone. russ meyer, the director for faster, pussycat! kill!, said of her “[tura was] extremely capable. she knew how to handle herself. don’t fuck with her! and if you have to fuck her, do it well! she might turn on you!”
  #amazing    #tura satana  
lilybells:

(I love this so much.)

lilybells:

(I love this so much.)

  #merthur    #lilybells    #fan gif  

Tyler Hoechlin + photoshoots

  #daammmnnn    #tyler hoechlin